What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."