What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.