What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.