What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile