What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!