What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.