Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)