Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.