Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!