Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."