Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.