Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"