Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

How does it smell?

Awful

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"