How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.