Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.