Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.