What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar