What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!