Buffet Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.