What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Pity Jokes More Pity Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.