What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Pity Jokes More Pity Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.