Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.