Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Pity Jokes More Pity Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !