Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
The sphinxster ....
When a woman rejects feminism.
His place is a dump
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He pities the fool.
Mr. T-Bone
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.