Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
Biodegradable.
He left his foot on the clutch.
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Because there's no Stalin.
The execution.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
He was taking a sheet.
Lunch 11:35.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Causal fridays.
A toy builder.
Because property is theft.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
He bombed the exam.
