Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Super Pickle
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Got high.
Tennish.
M'llenium
It was stalin
They're way too into Stalin
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
