He was taking a sheet.
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
The take everything, literally.
A kleptomaniac!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
