Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands