He had too much thyme on his hands.
Girls
A four term US senator.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Republicans have them thrown out.
Cut off his hands
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Herb
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
