Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D