The steaks have never been higher
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They both work in gastronomy
To see if he was done cooking.
A: The food tastes funny.
He was caught stroganoff
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He woks.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A Chef of course...
Pig in a blanket.
No weigh...
Finding out the chef is bald.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because of his ground thyme.
A: An onion.
They take drastic measures.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Hey that's my toque!!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
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It became a daddy short legs !
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He was waxing lyrical !
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Because it was too froggy outside.
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It all depends on where you lose them.
A national travesty.
The planes were stalin.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
They both love Ten D's
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Omelette!!
A borkmark.
Abort - Bort - Bort!
