The steaks have never been higher
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They both work in gastronomy
To see if he was done cooking.
A: The food tastes funny.
He was caught stroganoff
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He woks.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A Chef of course...
Pig in a blanket.
No weigh...
Finding out the chef is bald.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because of his ground thyme.
A: An onion.
They take drastic measures.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Hey that's my toque!!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
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It became a daddy short legs !
Your new Note 7 package
Debrie everywhere.
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
Its ok, we can still be cousins."
because they wanna look like their mother.
Look mom, an angel!
They both let me stick it in only one place.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
It was a Thai!
Tooth hurty
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Because they cant defend towers.
Americans who voted for Hillary
A pirate.
A pilot, you racist.
