The steaks have never been higher
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They both work in gastronomy
To see if he was done cooking.
A: The food tastes funny.
He was caught stroganoff
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He woks.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A Chef of course...
Pig in a blanket.
No weigh...
Finding out the chef is bald.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because of his ground thyme.
A: An onion.
They take drastic measures.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Hey that's my toque!!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
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It became a daddy short legs !
Abort - Bort - Bort!
A borkmark.
On his flying saucer.
A flying saucer.
Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
Failing to get away.
He didn't know enough about inequalities
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
150 ways to wok your dog
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Debrie everywhere.
a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
