What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.