What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.