Pig in a blanket.
Because of his ground thyme.
To see if he was done cooking.
Pork Chop!
He pulled his hamstring!
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
A down comforter.
An undercover cop.
A pig in a blanket.