What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.