What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Prose before hoes.

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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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This is not a drill.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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