What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant