How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.