How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.