How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.