How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin