Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.