Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim