Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."