Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!