What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.