How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.