Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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I wouldn't fit through the door.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.