Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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As far away as possible. shameful

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DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.