How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord