How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming