What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !