What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.