Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.