What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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Ancestry.com

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.