What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.