What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.