Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!