Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.