Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.