Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!