Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!