Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.