Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system