Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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a gang-aroo

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What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

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Little Seizures

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).