Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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It's stalemate

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).