Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian