Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Gold
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
He experiences culture shock.
A brazillian
Paulinating.