What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half