What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted