What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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Half a cat

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted