How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.