Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.