Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.