What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU