Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.