Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.