Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!