Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade