Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade