How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...