How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...