Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."