Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.