Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!