Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!