Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime