What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!