What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.