What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!