When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.