Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.