Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.