Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S